"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
- Emo Philips

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
- Craig Bruce

"The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before."
- Bill Gates

"In a room full of top software designers, if two agree on the same thing, that's a majority."
- Bill Curtis

"A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete."
- Terry Baker

"I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident."
- Larry Wall

"There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation."
- Bertrand Meyer

"Two years from now, spam will be solved." - Bill Gates, 2004